When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
half a mile
So far away, just to run away!
(Source: nautilid, via morethan-myselfff)
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“Okay, okay, okay, what the fuck, okay.” My friends and I while reading this.
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